Category Archives: Humor

Author Asks for Your Presidential Straw Poll Write-In Vote

I came across a 2016 presidential straw poll at Townhall.com and started thinking it might be fun to ask my online friends to enter my name as a write-in candidate. So help me out, have some fun and write me in!

Straw Poll 2016

If I get enough write-in votes, I might just run in 2016. Let the voting begin!

>>>>> Click here to visit poll website! <<<<<

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One Trillion Carbon Offsets Go On Auction Block

Six years ago this month, it took about 10 seconds to “purchase” a free Certificate of Carbon Offsets (below) from this site.  According to my certificate, I became the owner of one trillion carbon offsets. Now, I’m ready to sell them to the highest bidder.

My Carbon Offsets Certificate

Why would I sell such a valuable document? Because I no longer feel worthy of owning it.

After all, I failed to follow the advice of the people at  FreeCarbonOffsets.com who issued the certificate which, according to the site’s About section, was created with me in mind. In a nutshell, I did not display my certificate for all to see. I did not show others that I cared about the environment. As a result, I spoiled my opportunity to live “worry and guilt free” while helping to fight global warming.

Save me from my self-inflicted pain. Make me an offer. Any offer! Highest bid wins ONE-TRILLION CARBON OFFSETS.

As Ronald Reagan might say, “The bombing bidding begins in five minutes.”

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