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One Trillion Carbon Offsets Go On Auction Block

Six years ago this month, it took about 10 seconds to “purchase” a free Certificate of Carbon Offsets (below) from this site.  According to my certificate, I became the owner of one trillion carbon offsets. Now, I’m ready to sell them to the highest bidder.

My Carbon Offsets Certificate

Why would I sell such a valuable document? Because I no longer feel worthy of owning it.

After all, I failed to follow the advice of the people at  FreeCarbonOffsets.com who issued the certificate which, according to the site’s About section, was created with me in mind. In a nutshell, I did not display my certificate for all to see. I did not show others that I cared about the environment. As a result, I spoiled my opportunity to live “worry and guilt free” while helping to fight global warming.

Save me from my self-inflicted pain. Make me an offer. Any offer! Highest bid wins ONE-TRILLION CARBON OFFSETS.

As Ronald Reagan might say, “The bombing bidding begins in five minutes.”

Click on image above to order Bob's books.

Click on image above to order Bob’s books.