Six years ago this month, it took about 10 seconds to “purchase” a free Certificate of Carbon Offsets (below) from this site. According to my certificate, I became the owner of one trillion carbon offsets. Now, I’m ready to sell them to the highest bidder.
Why would I sell such a valuable document? Because I no longer feel worthy of owning it.
After all, I failed to follow the advice of the people at FreeCarbonOffsets.com who issued the certificate which, according to the site’s About section, was created with me in mind. In a nutshell, I did not display my certificate for all to see. I did not show others that I cared about the environment. As a result, I spoiled my opportunity to live “worry and guilt free” while helping to fight global warming.
Save me from my self-inflicted pain. Make me an offer. Any offer! Highest bid wins ONE-TRILLION CARBON OFFSETS.
As Ronald Reagan might say, “The
bombing bidding begins in five minutes.”